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NARRATOR: At long last, our
intrepid band of heroes arrive
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at Death Adder's castle.
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And look how far they've come!
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Ah, the memories!
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Remember when they got stuck
in Volcano Larry's Tiki Dungeon?
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He made mai tais
with a rum floater!
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♪
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I got so drunk, I threw up on my
friend's horse on the way home.
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It's the battle
they've trained for,
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- the climax of their journey.
- [yells]
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If I was there, I'd kill so many
of the bad guys.
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I'm not there, though.
I-I'm at home.
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I'm sick. [fake coughs]
Like, super sick.
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I can't believe
it's finally time.
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[thunder crashes]
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Oh. Everybody make sure
to go pee.
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And make it count,
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for this urination
could be your last.
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Here's the plan.
We fight our way room to room
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until we face off
with Death Adder.
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And then... we kill him.
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- Perfect! Charge!
- Hang on!
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After all this,
your plan is still
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to hack and slash your way
through the castle?
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Are you suggesting
we stab and slice?
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I think I could make it work.
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What would make me happy
is you two...
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asking me my opinion!
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But... I don't want to.
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Tyris, Gilius has been right
about a lot.
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We need to try
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- listening to him.
- GILIUS: Thank you.
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Now, the prophecy is vague.
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"When the Emerald Blade
and the Golden Axe meet,
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only one will survive."
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Hmm. Arguably,
not even a prophecy.
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I like it. Can't be wrong
if you don't pick a side.
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It only gives us a 50-50 chance,
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but I have a plan
to tip the odds in our favor.
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We're going to sneak into the
castle and steal the Golden Axe.
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Sneak? Like cowards
on tip-ed toes?
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That's right. And we're gonna
do it through... the sewers!
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Right here.
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Sorry I couldn't draw the map
in more detail.
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I've only been
in the castle once.
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I don't like that your plan
involves trusting the word
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of a skeleton.
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Is it that I'm a skeleton,
or that I'm a girl?
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You and I both know
there can only be one.
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Let the games begin.
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[grunting]
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GILIUS: Chronos and Druda
will stay back with Hampton
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and keep the blade safe.
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Once we have the Golden Axe,
we'll send a signal.
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Then we'll join you
and head to the throne room
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where I'll give the final blow
to an unarmed Death Adder,
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uh, like, "Yah! Smash!
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"We are victorious! Ah!
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"Here come the maidens,
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- and they're hungry
for kisses! Mmm!" -Ugh.
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Smooch, smooch, smooch.
Mm. Mwah.
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"Oh, you must be the fairest
maiden I've ever kissed!"
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[kissing] "Okay, enough."
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- [yelps]
- Any questions?
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I'm skeptical about the part
where Hampton gets the maidens.
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They think they can sneak
into Death Adder's castle.
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Do people not know
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about our state-of-the-art
security stone?
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When he leaves, can we use this
thing to check in on my cat?
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I worry he gets lonely
when I'm at work.
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Aah. Just walk normal.
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[thunder crashes]
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[Hampton]
Huh. Have you ever noticed
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that Death Adder's castle
looks... kind of freaky?
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Oh, my gods, you're right.
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It's so freaky!
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You're freaking me out, Hampton!
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It is freaky!
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So, are you two, like...
together?
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We're friends with benefits.
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The benefit is
how much fun we have!
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BOTH: Ha-ha! Boo-bah.
♪ Uh-uh, ah! ♪
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[both laughing]
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- I'm gonna go sit over there.
- [laughs]
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[low growling]
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- [growling]
- HAMPTON: Hey, Druda.
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- What's that?
- That... is new.
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All done with your monthly walk,
sewer monster.
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Back to your home in the sewers.
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- [growls]
- And don't forget to kill
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anybody you find down there.
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[low growling]
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Well, that's not good,
but, uh, we can pivot.
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We'll head in now
and kill that thing
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before it can get to the others.
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Oh! Almost forgot.
♪ Yada-da! ♪
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[chiming]
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Oh, I love my job.
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[whistles airily]
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Oh, that's right. No lips.
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Ew.
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I am covered in feces.
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But we're making great time.
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We haven't even had
to lift our swords!
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Death Adder's going
to have to face a couple
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of well-rested heroes!
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I think I'm starting
to smell the feces.
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Hey, Gilius, that monster
just drooled on you!
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- Which monster?
- Oh. The one on the ceiling.
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It's been behind us for a while.
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[growling]
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[growling]
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This'll cost us some time.
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But don't worry. We'll make up
for it on the back end.
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Why did you not mention
the sewer monster?!
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I didn't know there was one!
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But I have a plan.
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Does your plan involve
more sewer monsters?
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- Yah!
- [growls]
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[screeching, growling]
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Whoa! Now there's two of them!
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Tyris, did you know
it would do that?
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HAMPTON: This is bad.
This is so bad.
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This is, like, so bad.
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Gilius is in danger, our path
into the castle is ruined.
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Great! I still have no idea
how to check my pulse!
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Gilius, Ax, and Tyris
can handle themselves.
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We need a way inside.
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Okay. First thought,
I meet a young maid on staff--
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um, Georgina--
and we fall in love
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over the course
of a cold winter.
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I use her trust
to gain access to the castle.
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Georgina will be angry about
that, but ultimately forgiving
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when we take back Yuria
with the power of our love.
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And then we'll have
to, like, break up.
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Or...
what if we disguise ourselves
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and walk in the back door?
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I can go
as an ordinary skeleton
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that didn't defect
to find her purpose.
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[laughs] Okay, if you think
you can hide your sparkle,
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sure, sure.
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- Chronos, you can go as my--
- Don't. Don't say it.
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Don't suggest that I pose
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- as your rideable beast.
- Why not?
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If you're still asking,
you're not listening.
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Look! I think
I found our way in.
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Chronos, how do you look
in henchman blue?
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Hey, did you ever buy that
new shield you were looking at?
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We don't have
to be friends, Torgis.
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- [groaning]
- [blows landing]
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LONGMOAN:
Hey, what are you doing?
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- [groaning]
- [blow landing]
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A jester hat?
Where did that come from?
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Let's just say I know a guy.
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He sells jester hats.
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[both yelling]
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I don't think that will work.
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Death Adder's jesters
are famously funny.
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Don't worry, Druda.
I'm very funny.
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Pull my finger.
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Hmm.
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- Knock, knock.
- What?
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Told ya! Kitty cat's got jokes.
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No! Wait!
You were supposed to fart!
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[rope creaking]
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I have a feeling
this is going to bond us.
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[sighs] I hate you, Torgis.
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[Tyris yelling]
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- [grunting]
- [chittering]
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- [all hissing]
- Please... [grunts]
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stop chopping!
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How many heads
does this thing have?
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[grunts]
There has to be a limit!
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- [hissing]
- [grunting]
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Oh, I've had enough chopping.
I'm going to use my magic.
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No, don't!
The tunnels are too fragile!
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- [growls]
- [gasps] Dragon dick!
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Swallowed by a monster.
I don't have to listen to you.
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Those are the rules.
Earth magic!
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[rumbling]
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[hissing, groaning]
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[Gilius grunting]
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I told you not to do that,
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you lump of a lamb's foreskin!
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- Ew, Gilius!
- He saved our lives.
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And obliterated our path
to the Golden Axe!
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Which is where
we want to go! [echoing]
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[soft clinking]
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[hat bells jingling softly]
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- SKELETON: Druda?!
- [Druda gasps]
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You're alive!
Weren't you at Wenisburg?
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I heard a skeleton there
turned good.
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Huh. That's weird.
Wasn't me! [chuckles]
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Nah, it was some other skeleton,
it was so gross.
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Me? I'm more evil than ever.
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- Praise Death Adder!
- PDA indeed!
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- Whew!
- LONGMOAN 4: Hey, Torgis!
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Aren't you supposed
to be on guard duty outside?
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Me? Oh...
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[deeper voice] ...yeah,
but then I came inside.
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Uh, okay. Checks out.
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But one of these days,
you're going to slip up,
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and I'll be here...
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...to cover for you, because
you've always been there for me.
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I love you, Torgis. Mwah.
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Quick, move before
they ask Chronos to be funny.
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Wait a second. Wait a second!
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Has anyone seen
this jester before?
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I want to know if he's funny.
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I think we could use a laugh.
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- Uh...
- I got this.
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Y'all ever wonder
what it would sound like
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if Death Adder was haggling
at the bazaar?
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We should run.
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Well, we can forget
about the armory.
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Because once again, you two
refused to follow my lead.
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Oh, I tried,
but now I remember why I don't!
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Aha! So you admit it!
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- [sighs]
- Oh, boy, that feels good!
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Oh, I admit it.
I happily admit it.
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Everyone is saying they feel
good and they're happy,
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but it also feels like
they're really angry.
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Oh, whatever!
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Like you two are perfect!
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We're not perfect.
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We are superior beings
with bodies like gods,
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but unlike you,
we know how to work together!
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Do you? 'Cause I sure didn't
see much "working together"
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when you were chopping heads
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like a head-chopping...
lu-lunatic.
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Huh. That's true.
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Oh, yes. Sorry, quick question.
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Where was the teamwork
when I said
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that these sewers were
too fragile for earth magic?!
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Also true. Ooh!
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So, the fact
that you had a terrible plan
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and now I'm covered
in feces is our fault?
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Yes. And I'm glad
you finally see it!
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You are maddening.
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I have never met anyone
more maddening than you!
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Forget it!
There's only one way out now.
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And at least we still have
the element of surprise.
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Come, let us surprise them.
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[laughter]
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- [cat mews]
- Aw, he looks so sad.
246
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,184
I wish I lived close enough
to go home for lunch.
247
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,787
He's so smart.
248
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,159
[growling]
249
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,862
Well, piss on my ankles.
250
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:33,033
But seriously, I wouldn't
curse you with his amulet! Ha!
251
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,068
- [laughter]
- Goodnight, everybody.
252
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,170
[laughs]
Thank you so much.
253
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,339
The dark forces
really needed that.
254
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,342
[laughs] Guys like you
are the real heroes.
255
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,345
[laughs]
Heroes!
256
00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,046
She's onto us.
257
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,549
That was incredible!
You should do that for a living.
258
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:50,851
Comedy is very easy.
259
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,352
I can't believe that worked!
260
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,554
They had no idea
that we're the good guys!
261
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,491
Did that statue
just turn its head?
262
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:02,395
Okay, so you heard what I said
about us being good guys?
263
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,465
Do you think the other statues
heard me, too?
264
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,375
Okay, any ideas?
265
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,877
I could distract them
with a joke.
266
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,411
Oh, great idea. Do the one
267
00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,914
about the unicorn and the
Pegasus going on the blind date.
268
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,685
[yelling, grunting]
269
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,154
[both grunting]
270
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,789
[grunts]
Oh, wait!
271
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,523
- Stab! Slice!
- [groaning]
272
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:33,092
Ooh, stab and slice
is working great, Gilius!
273
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:36,429
[both grunting]
274
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,565
[grunts]
275
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,600
- [glass clinking]
- Hey, that was part of a set!
276
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:44,237
- [grunts]
- Aah! That was part of my neck!
277
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,406
- The Golden Axe-- it's this way!
- [grunting]
278
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,941
Drop it, Gilius. [grunts]
279
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,409
We're going straight
to Death Adder.
280
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,411
- [grunts] You know what? Fine.
- [soft growling]
281
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:52,913
- [groaning]
- I'll steal the Golden Axe,
282
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,181
- [grunting]
- and kill Death Adder
283
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,448
without you.
284
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:58,084
You're going to be so jealous.
285
00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,587
First he sneaks, then he bails.
286
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,456
What's next?
Tardiness? Truancy?!
287
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,392
[groaning]
288
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,626
Ax, Tyris, you're alive!
289
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,262
[both grunting]
290
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,231
[gasps]
Jester!
291
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,266
I've got a nephew
who wants to break into jesting.
292
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,935
Do you think you could sit down
with him and--
293
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,469
- [gasps]
- No!
294
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,271
- Thanks.
- Don't thank me yet.
295
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,474
His nephew is still
out there somewhere.
296
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,411
- [grunts]
- [Tyris gasps]
297
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,279
[all growling]
298
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,615
We're outnumbered.
What do we do?
299
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,151
Fire... magic!
300
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:35,823
[rumbling]
301
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,093
TYRIS:
It wasn't enough.
302
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,128
Run!
303
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,563
[all panting]
304
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:49,502
- [pounding on door]
- [rhythmic grunting]
305
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,973
- Hey, where's Gilius?
- [shouting outside door]
306
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,674
[gasps]
307
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,477
There it is.
308
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,678
The Golden Axe.
309
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:00,981
I found it!
310
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,382
I knew I would.
311
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,985
I would like
to thank Ax and Tyris
312
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,653
for not believing in me.
313
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,355
'Cause Gilius Thunderhead
314
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,823
is the smartest, the strongest,
315
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,826
the leader-y-est, never tardy,
316
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:17,097
and now he has the Golden Axe.
317
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,531
[whooshing]
318
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:19,867
Huh.
319
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,001
Well, that doesn't seem right.
320
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,071
Better check again.
321
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,639
Huh. Starting to think
this is a trap.
322
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,108
[flames hissing]
323
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,777
Huh. Right again!
Is there anything I can't do?
324
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,113
[deep-voiced laughing]
325
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:37,150
Looks like
I've caught myself a dwarf.
326
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,552
[yells, grunts]
327
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:49,462
- [grumbling outside door]
- [banging on door]
328
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,597
We can't hold them much longer!
329
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,300
Oh! We need a miracle.
330
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,202
[banging and grumbling stop]
331
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,704
Did I make a miracle happen
with my mouth?
332
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,339
Hello. It's Ax.
333
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,541
Bigger muscles, please.
334
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,844
An evil chill.
That's never good.
335
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,579
How can you tell
that a chill is evil?
336
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:09,082
[gasps] Oh. Yeah, I feel it.
337
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,751
DEATH ADDER:
Enough of these foolish games.
338
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,253
Holy... crap!
339
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,588
Is that Death Adder?
340
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,423
DEATH ADDER:
Bring me the Emerald Blade,
341
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,459
or I kill the dwarf.
342
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,928
Oh, no! I think he means Gilius.
343
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,630
Gilius. This is all his fault.
344
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,132
- He just had to go rogue.
- HAMPTON: Uh-huh.
345
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,766
And let me guess.
When he went rogue,
346
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,602
were you having some--
I don't know--
347
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,905
deeply insecure argument
about who should be in charge?
348
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,440
Yes. And I won.
349
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:37,444
How?! Death Adder has Gilius,
and we are outnumbered.
350
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,112
If we're going
to have any chance,
351
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,448
we need to actually work
as a team.
352
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,815
You mean, like, one for all,
353
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,284
and all for everybody else,
as well?
354
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,818
Yes, exactly.
355
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,520
Couldn't have
said it better myself.
356
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,521
I could have said it way better.
357
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:49,821
So what do you say?
358
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,959
Can we work... together?
359
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,328
Well, well, well.
360
00:14:55,462 --> 00:15:00,100
I bet you feel super,
super, super dumb.
361
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,303
Soon your young companion
will give me what I want
362
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,572
in exchange for your life.
363
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,674
There's no way Hampton will
surrender the blade.
364
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,175
I'm here to surrender the blade.
365
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:12,012
Hampton, you idiot!
What are you doing?!
366
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,146
I'm sorry, Gilius.
I wanted to fight,
367
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,283
but no one could agree on how.
368
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,318
Wow. You're a big fella.
369
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,819
Where did you buy that cape?
370
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:23,823
It's a rug that was intended
for a very large room.
371
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,393
Anyway... here.
372
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,661
[laughing evilly ]
373
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,033
Now!
374
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,168
[groaning]
375
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,837
What?! Why did you do that?
376
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:43,010
Because... we're... us.
377
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,012
Sorry. we don't
have a group name.
378
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,946
We were barely getting along
until eight minutes ago.
379
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,382
Hey, it's illegal
to impersonate active military!
380
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,351
- It's also illegal to die!
- [groans]
381
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,852
- Go to jail!
- [laughing evilly]
382
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:56,356
It's time for the final boss!
383
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,991
Rah!
384
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,026
Seegggaaaa!
385
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:03,230
[groaning]
386
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,165
[grunting]
387
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:08,635
[Death Adder grunting]
388
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,904
Humpton, now!
389
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,813
- [grunts]
- No!
390
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,084
[Death Adder grunts]
391
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,319
[grunting]
392
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,558
Hey, you're rooting
for green, right?
393
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,560
I can't look,
I can't look, I can't look!
394
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,028
Who is winning? Is it me?
395
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,663
Can someone say
if it's Hampton?
396
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,265
No, Hampton! Just focus!
397
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:39,932
Come on, boyo, fight!
398
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,602
Hey, Gilius,
I'm doing comedy now.
399
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,772
[loud grunting]
400
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,407
[explosive popping]
401
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,441
I... I'm doing it.
402
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,910
I am a hero.
403
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,244
Nay...
404
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,247
I... am...
405
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,717
the chosen one!
406
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:01,721
[Death Adder yelling]
407
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,927
[laughter]
408
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,896
- AX: Yes!
- [panting]
409
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:13,966
Yes, kid, you did it!
410
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,735
Gilius... the blade.
411
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,737
[whooshing]
412
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:20,973
Who cares? It worked!
You defeated Death Adder!
413
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,910
And more importantly,
I was right!
414
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,446
Which is not
the most important thing.
415
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,248
Who came up
with that last plan?
416
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:29,782
Oh, genius!
417
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,619
It was me... and Ax...
and everyone else, but not you.
418
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:33,953
But only because
you weren't there.
419
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,788
What she means is
that we did teamwork.
420
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,590
Look at us!
The original three,
421
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,291
working together
to save the day.
422
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,128
Ugh! Did they forget we're here?
423
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,996
This is why
I have hobbies outside of work.
424
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,304
[hissing]
425
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,174
Did somebody order,
uh, victory snakes?
426
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,177
Because if so, they, uh,
427
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,011
are showing up right on time.
428
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:07,487
[laughing evilly]
429
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,557
Oh, not again.
430
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,659
This guy can't seem
to stay dead.
431
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:16,329
I think Gilius is talking
about Death Adder.
432
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,069
You played right into my hands.
433
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,904
The Golden Axe prevailed,
434
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,240
just like
the prophecy predicted.
435
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:30,577
It didn't predict that!
It was actually really vague.
436
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,780
You don't know
the full prophecy.
437
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,916
When the Emerald Blade
and the Golden Axe meet,
438
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,420
only one will survive.
Dot, dot, dot.
439
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,255
It will be the Golden Axe.
440
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:44,257
It will absorb the power
of the blade
441
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,659
and complete the power
of the axe.
442
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:50,597
Why would anyone write that
information in that order?
443
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,598
I don't know, Tyris.
I wasn't there.
444
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,235
Can I just say, thank you
for bringing me back to life.
445
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,470
My children-- [groaning]
446
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,572
I don't understand.
447
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,608
Long ago, the gods used
448
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,811
the power of the Golden Axe
to banish the giants from Yuria.
449
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,646
In order to return,
my forefathers knew
450
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,616
they would need a weapon
powerful enough
451
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,117
to defeat the Golden Axe.
452
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:13,486
So, they stole a fragment
of the axe
453
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:17,790
and used it to forge...
the Emerald Blade.
454
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,892
Ugh, this story's so long!
455
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,128
Oh, yeah? Why don't you try
telling me one thing
456
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,963
from history
and make it sound interesting.
457
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,665
Ooh, easy.
Once, there was a boy--
458
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,132
Oh, my gods, what time is it?!
459
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,535
I fell asleep, I was so bored!
460
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,136
- His name was Ax!
- Unfortunately...
461
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:33,139
Hey, I wanted to listen
to Ax's story.
462
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,807
- Now, die!
- [all yelling]
463
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,476
[grunting]
464
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:40,679
There. Now you have
to listen to me.
465
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,981
Where was I? Oh.
466
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:45,418
I stole the Golden Axe,
and I used it to kill the gods.
467
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,287
Everybody already knows that.
Get to the point!
468
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,556
Hey, aren't you supposed
to be on my side?
469
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,057
Yeah, well,
I don't work for people
470
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,559
that suck at telling stories.
471
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,159
Oh-ho-ho!
472
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,527
It's only taking a long time
473
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,696
because you keep
interrupting me.
474
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,298
It doesn't matter.
475
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,434
You'll still die by our hands
eventually, just like always.
476
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,869
That's what you think.
477
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,372
But the endless cycle
of you killing me
478
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,341
only to have me return is over.
479
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,343
I wish this story was over.
480
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:13,913
- [yelling]
- [all grunting]
481
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,182
You see, the Golden Axe
was incomplete,
482
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,351
but thanks
to Gilius and Hampton,
483
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,388
its power has been restored.
484
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,156
With the all-powerful axe,
485
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:28,828
I... am... untouchable!
486
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,370
Now, I really must be going.
487
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,506
Goodbye.
488
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,210
[evil cackling]
489
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,879
Did he just use
the Golden Axe as a broomstick?
490
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:51,216
[all grumbling]
491
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,585
Did... we just lose?
492
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,556
Why would the blade
choose me for this?
493
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,891
I gave him exactly
what he wanted.
494
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:01,227
I brought it right to him.
495
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,795
Has anyone seen a coccyx?
496
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,697
I can go without,
but it'd be nice to have.
497
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,604
♪ ♪
498
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,056
MAN:
Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
499
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,959
Chirp.
500
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:36,663
[production theme]